// July 22nd, 2005 // 4 Comments » // Moviesandtv
Me and Jan finally watched Team America: World Police tonight and it was so fucking great. I am absolutely hysterical now from laughter, oh, and also we drank some WINE, so I might be a teensy bit tiddly. But regardless, there is something special about watching a three minute scene of a puppet vomiting. And watching most every landmark in the world exploding. And of course, surely the world’s first puppet sex scene. It may be childish – it may be stupid – but it’s damn funny.
And was it my imagination, or was Kim Jong Il basically Eric Cartman?
I shall leave you with the immortal lyrics from the aforementioned sex scene:
I need this, I need love, I need you
I don’t need one heartbeat, I need two
There’s an emptiness I need to fill
and only one emptiness will do.
Only a woman can brighten up my day
Only a woman can touch me the right way
Only a woman is allowed to touch me there
All I ask is that you’re a woman
Hmm, I might write all my posts slightly tiddly from now on, it’s quite fun…