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I can hardly contain myself with the breaking news that Britney & Kevin are no more! Yes, it’s true, Britters has finally filed for divorce from the Love Rat:

What a blessing for us all! Now roll on the new album Britney! We still love you!!

to Britney and the Love Rat on their new baby boy. And I’m sure there’s NO WAY Britters had him whipped out by caesarian a month early to avoid the last month of pregnancy where you put on the most weight. And the likelihood that she is having a tummy tuck as I type is surely negligible.

Popstar Britney Spears wants to call her baby ‘Charlie’ after seeing the movie remake of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, it has been reported.

Gossip website Ananova.com reports that Britney is prepared to name her baby Charlie no matter what sex the child is.

However, her husband Kevin Federline, is not so happy with her decision and prefers the name Kevin Junior, the website reports.

Kevin Junior. Just what the world needs.

Not only is Britney snapped canoodling with a practically married man who has a heavily pregnant partner back home in the US, she has also been spotted emerging from a drug den in Amsterdam, giggling.

Worse, she left carrying a small bag, and a passing tourist said “they were enjoying everything Amsterdam has to offer”. And, no, he was not referring to Britney’s appreciation for the Dutch masters.

Britney was smoking a joint, for sure. She was in a very good mood. She said to Kevin, ‘I love the smell of it… it’s really awesome.’