Jemsweb

A nice thing to see on World Down Syndrome Day (March 21).

I wonder if “n****r” comes up as a related search for African American?

Just Googled myself as I do occasionally and very pleased to see that this site is number one in the rankings for “Emily Walker“.

But I was a little shocked to see a few results down, the Emily Walker UFO Abduction Report.

Here is how my namesake describes the aliens:

it was very tall and it was really hard to see it because the was alight from the space ship in my eyes but i saw a figure tall, lanky ,i think it was kinds redish and yeah.

And the inside of the UFO:

it was like a big round dome and there was buttons every where and there was this kind of gasey smell in the air anmd there was thid big water thingo in the middle of the ship it was scary.

Freaky! I hope the aliens aren’t abducting all of us Emily Walkers! Reddish tall lanky bastards!

Guy Fawkes tonight! A few friends are coming over and we shall light lovely sparkly things in the backyard. They don’t do this holiday in Australia, guess it shows NZ’s “Britishness”. Jan has missed it dreadfully, as she is an incorrigible pyromaniac. Hope it doesn’t freak out the children too much.

I have added a little referral script to this site so I can see how people got here. You can have a look at the rough version. The best thing is the Google search terms that have struck this site – here are a selection:

• oh pointy birds
• ryan big brother sexy photos
• sore throat with bloody looking vans
• delta goodrem’s parents
• drowned madonna
• kelly osbourne’s hairstyle pictures
• skippy’s lunchbox
• platinum girls emily pics

I love the internet.