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Me & Sam, 1980

emily — Tue, 14 Sep 2010 10:17:51 +0000

Addicted To Bass (Totally)

emily — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 06:11:59 +0000

I got a bass guitar a couple of days ago and have been having heaps of fun with it. I’m using a groovy book called “Rock Bass: Beginner To Pro in 40 Days”. Well, we’ll see about that, but certainly it is coming quite easily to me so far and I am even developing calluses already! Now, what other mature absolute beginners want to sign up for my “Old People’s Mediocre Cover Band” (working title)?

That Time Again

emily — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 23:33:05 +0000

Time for Elf Yourself, starring the Walker-Wrights:

Send your own ElfYourself eCards

Mental Health

emily — Thu, 04 Aug 2005 00:37:50 +0000

Found good lists of manias and phobias at slogrl, and here are the ones I may have or be most likely to develop:

My Phobias
Aviophobia or Aviatophobia- Fear of flying
Kosmikophobia- Fear of cosmic phenomenon (aliens!!).
Logizomechanophobia- Fear of computers.
Phasmophobia- Fear of ghosts.
Tachophobia- Fear of speed.

My Manias
Aboulomania – pathological indecisiveness
Clinomania -excessive desire to stay in bed
Discomania – obsession for disco music
Idolomania- obsession or devotion to idols
Sophomania – delusion that one is incredibly intelligent

It Arrived!

emily — Wed, 15 Jun 2005 23:44:51 +0000

My Christmas List

emily — Tue, 14 Dec 2004 23:46:12 +0000

Desperate for that perfect Emily Christmas present? What to get for the girl who has it all? Here are some ideas:

Xena dragons

Britney’s book report

The Wombles

A woman’s lap

That should get you started!

Big Brother Begins

emily — Sun, 02 May 2004 21:57:57 +0000

acp: so i am itching to coment on BB
acp: did u see?
britney2008: oh yes, go right ahead
britney2008: yes, watched when we got home (tape worked for once)
acp: so pissed off that they haven’t seemingly changed way of voting [ie still no colluding etc]
acp: and what is the f-ing point of having a 1 million $ prize if they don’t know about it
britney2008: yes, predictable though
acp: and can get all competitive and bitchy
acp: grrrr
britney2008: very true
acp: i hate the way BB is sooo passive
acp: “we treat the contestants with respect”
acp: pffft!
acp: as if that rates!
britney2008: LOL
britney2008: They are all very good looking and skinny this year
acp: love in-fighting and lying and bitching on my TV
acp: not all!
acp: some bad eyebrows on Terri
britney2008: hmm, true
acp: and Igor is a bit hideous

acp: Merlin seems very interesting tho
acp: and a Belinda types again
britney2008: yes, obviously cursed with hippie parents
acp: lot’s of blondes [men & women]
acp: a few Belinda types, i meant
britney2008: Finally a non-white contestant
acp: well don’t forget Lisa
britney2008: oh yes, true
britney2008: sorry Lisa!
britney2008: Not implying you were forgettable or anything ;-)
acp: but it’s all very aussie vs woggie again
acp: with one token islander
britney2008: yes
acp: at least the decor is interesting
britney2008: yes, like the decor
britney2008: really gone for it!
acp: noice disco floor
britney2008: Hmm, looks like Trevor has taken early popularity lead
britney2008: 22%
acp: cool
britney2008: So who will be first out? I predict Igor or Terri
acp: thought it was interesting that the small blonde boy kept looking at the tall aussie boy, and not making eye contact with Trev when they are all around the punching bag
britney2008: ooh, good observation
acp: ;-)
acp: as for who’s out first…. too soon to guess
acp: but good noms there
britney2008: good to get them out there
acp: maybe the scraggy haired boy
acp: ew!
britney2008: Kane? Yes, he is weird
britney2008: Even walks strangely!@
acp: i felt sorry for all those young kiddies being left behind (cry)
acp: no not kane
acp: he was the one who was favouring looking at ryan
britney2008: yes
acp: Paul!
acp: yuck
acp: wesley = saxon!
britney2008: Heh heh
britney2008: Still, looking forward already to my 7pm fix
acp: actually i am morning the loss of my nights again
acp: i had a week off, as hothouse [yes i was the one viewer] finished
britney2008: yes, mixed emotions

Australia – NZ Relations

emily — Wed, 03 Dec 2003 22:10:00 +0000

acp: in nz… no states… what do you have? provinces?
acp: we are collecting addresses online, need to know fields for NZ
britney2008: oh, well leave off provinces, they are only important for rugby
acp: so just address
britney2008: yep
acp: are there suburbs? or just towns/cities
acp: islands?
britney2008: suburbs, not islands
britney2008: here is a typical address:
britney2008: 55 Wade St
britney2008: Wadestown
britney2008: Wellington
britney2008: New Zealand
britney2008: my childhood address btw!
britney2008: ;-)
acp: are all streets named after the suburb? ;-)
britney2008: :P Yes, and they all start with ‘W’
acp: can you just address something:
Umily Welkah,
Enzed
acp: and it will get there
acp: send to the childhood home… then forwarded c/o Bondi Beach
britney2008: Oh, you are so hilarious
britney2008: Tell me a sheep joke now!
acp: two sheep walk into a baa
acp: no… into a dairy
britney2008: LOL
acp: and one says to the other…
acp: hi
acp: the other says back
acp: hi
acp: the end!
acp: :-|