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Just did this cool face recognition thingy thanks to Wanda H, and discovered that I am a clone of Lara Flynn Boyle.

I even have a sweater EXACTLY like that one.

And if I wasn’t Lara, the next closest is Jacqueline Bisset:

I must try that hairstyle.

Just Googled myself as I do occasionally and very pleased to see that this site is number one in the rankings for “Emily Walker“.

But I was a little shocked to see a few results down, the Emily Walker UFO Abduction Report.

Here is how my namesake describes the aliens:

it was very tall and it was really hard to see it because the was alight from the space ship in my eyes but i saw a figure tall, lanky ,i think it was kinds redish and yeah.

And the inside of the UFO:

it was like a big round dome and there was buttons every where and there was this kind of gasey smell in the air anmd there was thid big water thingo in the middle of the ship it was scary.

Freaky! I hope the aliens aren’t abducting all of us Emily Walkers! Reddish tall lanky bastards!