Posts Tagged ‘Britney Spears’

Britney Is Back, Y’all!

// October 15th, 2008 // 1 Comment » // Music, Study

Check out Britter’s new video, it is totally hot! Ah, I still love her…

Have horrible 5 hour lab skills test tomorrow so better get back to the books after this pleasant interlude…

O Happy Day!!

// November 8th, 2006 // 2 Comments » // Music, Obsessions

I can hardly contain myself with the breaking news that Britney & Kevin are no more! Yes, it’s true, Britters has finally filed for divorce from the Love Rat:

Divorce At Last

What a blessing for us all! Now roll on the new album Britney! We still love you!!

Journey With Me Through iTunes

// March 26th, 2006 // 4 Comments » // Internets

Stealing this meme from Wanda and Hers.

These were the instructions: Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question

How does the world see you?
“Stay the Night” – Mariah Carey.
Oh my god! I’m a slut!!

Will I have a happy life?
“Conditioner” – Wu Tang Clan feat Snoop Dogg
Hmm, not sure how to interpret this one. I should be using Pantene?

What do my friends really think of me?
“Army Jazz” – Audio Sauce
Yep, army jazz totally sums me up.

Do people secretly lust after me?
“How Would I Know” – Melissa Etheridge
Funnily enough this is exactly the right answer!

How can I make myself happy?
“The Boogie That Be” – Black Eyed Peas
Yes, boogie till you just can’t boogie no more, and you will be truly happy.

What should I do with my life?
“Stronger” – Britney Spears
This is the universe’s way of telling me to start going to the gym again.

Will I ever have children?
“Miuzi Weighs A Ton” – Public Enemy
I dunno about the uzi, but the children certainly weigh a ton when you are lugging them around the Newtown Festival because everytime you put them down, they either scream or run away as fast as their legs can carry them. Actually maybe an uzi would be kind of handy.

What is some good advice for me?
“3121″ – Prince
What sort of bloody advice is that?!? Thanks for nothing.

How will I be remembered?
“Good Enough” – Sarah McLachlan
Ha ha ha! I hope so!

What is my signature dancing song?
“Loving Days” – Kylie Minogue
Not really.

What do I think my current theme song is?
“Waltz” – Goldenhorse
Time to take up ballroom dancing – or is there a new series of Dancing With The Stars about to begin?

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
“Hot Night” – Me’shell Ndegeocello
Refer to “I am a slut”, above.

What song will play at my funeral?
“One More Dollar” – Gillian Welch
In my current financial crisis, yes please.

What type of men/women do you like?
“Higher [Journey To Heaven Mix]” – Frankie Knuckles
Druggies.

What is my day going to be like?
“No Plans For Later” – the Mutton Birds
Ha ha! If only! More like work, work, more work.

Well, that was slightly embarrassing, but no more than I deserve.

PS I used to hate Mariah Carey, but somehow have got totally addicted to her new album! I guess you can’t ignore a comeback like that.

Congratulations…

// September 15th, 2005 // 4 Comments » // Culture

to Britney and the Love Rat on their new baby boy. And I’m sure there’s NO WAY Britters had him whipped out by caesarian a month early to avoid the last month of pregnancy where you put on the most weight. And the likelihood that she is having a tummy tuck as I type is surely negligible.

Loverat Junior

// August 18th, 2005 // No Comments » // Culture

Popstar Britney Spears wants to call her baby ‘Charlie’ after seeing the movie remake of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, it has been reported.

Gossip website Ananova.com reports that Britney is prepared to name her baby Charlie no matter what sex the child is.

However, her husband Kevin Federline, is not so happy with her decision and prefers the name Kevin Junior, the website reports.

Kevin Junior. Just what the world needs.

Surgical Supermum

// April 7th, 2005 // 1 Comment » // Culture

Mothers-to-be Britney, Jordan and Demi will be queuing up for this year’s most in-demand celebrity plastic surgery package.

First off, the celebrity mother gets her silicone breast implants removed early in her pregnancy to prevent stretching, then when the baby is born (usually whipped out by caesarean at eight months to prevent the mother having to get too fat) new implants are put back, liposuction is done on the arse and thighs plus a full tummy tuck to get rid of all signs of pregnancy. The new mother keeps hidden from the public for about ten days while everything heals – which, of course, is not suspicious, as she’s just given birth.

Many private hospitals around the world now offer this as part of the birth package. Nursing staff at London’s celebrity-friendly Portland Hospital have an unofficial name for the package which honours, they claim, one of its earliest adopters.

They call it the… “Mend It Like Beckham”.

via Popbitch

My Christmas List

// December 15th, 2004 // 1 Comment » // Obsessions

Desperate for that perfect Emily Christmas present? What to get for the girl who has it all? Here are some ideas:

Xena dragons

Britney’s book report

The Wombles

A woman’s lap

That should get you started!

Pop Music

// November 8th, 2004 // 2 Comments » // Music

Seems like there is a wave of good pop music coming our way lately… When the world is in a terrible place, it’s good to forget one’s problems in a catchy hook and a nose tapping beat!

My top 5:

1) Destiny’s Child – Lose My Breath
2) Delta’s new album – Mistaken Identity
3) Gwen Stefani – What You Waiting For
4) Britney – My Prerogative
5) Guy – Out With My Baby

I saw the TVC for Britney’s new perfume – it was very cool. Go Britters! Hope you had a nice honeymoon with the Love Rat.

Potney Spears

// May 18th, 2004 // No Comments » // Culture

Not only is Britney snapped canoodling with a practically married man who has a heavily pregnant partner back home in the US, she has also been spotted emerging from a drug den in Amsterdam, giggling.

Worse, she left carrying a small bag, and a passing tourist said “they were enjoying everything Amsterdam has to offer”. And, no, he was not referring to Britney’s appreciation for the Dutch masters.

Britney was smoking a joint, for sure. She was in a very good mood. She said to Kevin, ‘I love the smell of it… it’s really awesome.’

Kylie-Britney

// November 28th, 2003 // No Comments » // Music

I have been listening to the new Kylie and Britney albums. And I am quite impressed with both. Especially Britney. Not a girl, definitely a woman! And Kylie seems to have enlisted the lead singer from 80′s band Scritti Politti with her on one track… he has a very distinctive voice. I really loved that album Cupid & Psyche 85.

Hurray for pop music!