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		<title>A Handy Guide To Your Poo</title>
		<description>In the course of my day I came across this useful chart called the Bristol Stool Guide. It is an attempt to classify poos into 7 categories, as below:



Types 1 and 2 indicate constipation. Types 3 and 4 are the "ideal poos" especially the latter, as I call it, a ...</description>
		<link>http://www.jemsweb.com/2008/05/a-handy-guide-to-your-poo/</link>
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		<title>Rain, Rain, etc.</title>
		<description>It has been raining in Sydney for twelve solid days now. I know, it's great for the plants, and we'll all have water to drink, but it's still getting me down. Perhaps the main problem is that we don't have a drier, and despite draping the washing over every available ...</description>
		<link>http://www.jemsweb.com/2008/04/rain-rain-etc/</link>
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		<title>Latest Phoenix Vid Is Very Amusing</title>
		<description>Here's the latest video from my brother Sam's band The Phoenix Foundation. Gosh his beard is getting rather bushy! It is an ace video though. How did they get Will to agree to those tiny tiny shorts?



Buy their album Happy Ending! It is a work of GENIUS I tells ya.

While ...</description>
		<link>http://www.jemsweb.com/2008/04/latest-phoenix-vid-is-very-amusing/</link>
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		<title>Chirpy Song For A Friday</title>
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My Best Friend by Hello Saferide. So cute!

Have a great weekend, all those who venture here. </description>
		<link>http://www.jemsweb.com/2008/04/chirpy-song-for-a-friday/</link>
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		<title>Physics</title>
		<description>I've been doing a lot of physics lately, what with my first assignment due tomorrow and physics labs underway. It's not as boring as I feared it would be, but neither has it really grabbed my interest like chemistry did. Even though it's fun playing with toy trains and motion ...</description>
		<link>http://www.jemsweb.com/2008/04/physics/</link>
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		<title>Welcome Henry!</title>
		<description>I finally became an auntie yesterday with the arrival of Ned and Din's baby, formerly known as Peanut, now known as Henry Tiger. We went to meet him in the hospital today and he was so beautiful - well cooked on account of being 10 days late - chubby, blondish ...</description>
		<link>http://www.jemsweb.com/2008/04/welcome-henry/</link>
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		<title>Longforde - the Video</title>
		<description>My mum has made this fantastic video of her house in Greytown. It looks gorgeous! And a few piccies of Sam & Jessica's wedding for ya right at the end.

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		<link>http://www.jemsweb.com/2008/03/longforde-the-video/</link>
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		<title>Amused</title>
		<description>I find myself very amused by the Sarah Silverman / Matt Damon video "I'm F**king Matt Damon". I just love Sarah Silverman though. Jan doesn't find her funny at all! Am I a sick and twisted person?



The follow up, featuring Jimmy Kimmel &#38; Ben is not quite as funny but ...</description>
		<link>http://www.jemsweb.com/2008/03/amused/</link>
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		<title>Greytown House for Sale</title>
		<description>My maman is selling her house in Greytown as she is coming over the Tasman also. It's an absolutely gorgeous property.

"Longforde" is a spacious 5 bedroom Victorian homestead, encircled by verandahs, on 3 acres of established gardens and pasture with uninterrupted views of the Tararuas. The house is bordered with ...</description>
		<link>http://www.jemsweb.com/2008/03/greytown-house-for-sale/</link>
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		<title>Mr G - Naughty Girl Official Video</title>
		<description>The following music video features home video footage sent in by fans of Mr G from all across Australia. It's pretty hilarious. And it features my favourite chap, Toby, in a fetching shirt that reads "Do Me - I'm Famous". GO TOBES!

Mr G - Naughty Girl
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		<link>http://www.jemsweb.com/2008/03/mr-g-naughty-girl-official-video/</link>
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