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A Handy Guide To Your Poo

emily — Fri, 09 May 2008 03:03:24 +0000

In the course of my day I came across this useful chart called the Bristol Stool Guide. It is an attempt to classify poos into 7 categories, as below:

Types 1 and 2 indicate constipation. Types 3 and 4 are the “ideal poos” especially the latter, as I call it, a “teflon coated poo”. Types 5 and 6 indicate diarrhea and 7 - well Type 7 means you are really messed up!

I hope we’ve all learned something today.

Rain, Rain, etc.

emily — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 05:58:31 +0000

It has been raining in Sydney for twelve solid days now. I know, it’s great for the plants, and we’ll all have water to drink, but it’s still getting me down. Perhaps the main problem is that we don’t have a drier, and despite draping the washing over every available surface in the house, we still have no clothes to wear. The forecast is for fine from Saturday though. Please great lord Thor!

Latest Phoenix Vid Is Very Amusing

emily — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:14:44 +0000

Here’s the latest video from my brother Sam’s band The Phoenix Foundation. Gosh his beard is getting rather bushy! It is an ace video though. How did they get Will to agree to those tiny tiny shorts?

Buy their album Happy Ending! It is a work of GENIUS I tells ya.

While we’re on a YouTube kick, Archie has just mastered using the computer and is a genius at cruising YouTube finding WEIRD SHIT. Here is his current favourite clip:

That boy is going to need his own Facebook page soon.

Chirpy Song For A Friday

emily — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 06:45:14 +0000

My Best Friend by Hello Saferide. So cute!

Have a great weekend, all those who venture here.

Physics

emily — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 06:09:16 +0000

I’ve been doing a lot of physics lately, what with my first assignment due tomorrow and physics labs underway. It’s not as boring as I feared it would be, but neither has it really grabbed my interest like chemistry did. Even though it’s fun playing with toy trains and motion detectors, somehow it just doesn’t seem as revolutionary. Silly when physics actually has some of the weirdest coolest stuff when you get into quantum mechanics and astrophysics. I really hope we get to learn about a bit of that stuff too, I know that doctors need to know about pressure and stuff but come on! We want quantum weirdness!!

Welcome Henry!

emily — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 07:23:51 +0000

I finally became an auntie yesterday with the arrival of Ned and Din’s baby, formerly known as Peanut, now known as Henry Tiger. We went to meet him in the hospital today and he was so beautiful - well cooked on account of being 10 days late - chubby, blondish and with huge long prehensile toes and fingers!

Hurray for Henry! And a little hurray for no longer being the only one in the family blessed with offspring :)

Longforde - the Video

emily — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 01:52:50 +0000

My mum has made this fantastic video of her house in Greytown. It looks gorgeous! And a few piccies of Sam & Jessica’s wedding for ya right at the end.

Amused

emily — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 07:07:21 +0000

I find myself very amused by the Sarah Silverman / Matt Damon video “I’m F**king Matt Damon”. I just love Sarah Silverman though. Jan doesn’t find her funny at all! Am I a sick and twisted person?

The follow up, featuring Jimmy Kimmel & Ben is not quite as funny but still has its moments (hallo Harrison!)

And here is another classic Sarah moment for your delectation.

Greytown House for Sale

emily — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 00:13:06 +0000

My maman is selling her house in Greytown as she is coming over the Tasman also. It’s an absolutely gorgeous property.

“Longforde” is a spacious 5 bedroom Victorian homestead, encircled by verandahs, on 3 acres of established gardens and pasture with uninterrupted views of the Tararuas. The house is bordered with white roses and green lawns and framed by two large walnut trees.

See more photos and deets here and pass it on to anyone you think might be interested.

Our house will be back on the market next week too after the whole Joneses debacle. Stay tuned!

Mr G - Naughty Girl Official Video

emily — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:01:24 +0000

The following music video features home video footage sent in by fans of Mr G from all across Australia. It’s pretty hilarious. And it features my favourite chap, Toby, in a fetching shirt that reads “Do Me - I’m Famous”. GO TOBES!

Mr G - Naughty Girl