An iPhone Wanker Is Born

// July 23rd, 2009 // Toys

I finally saw the light and got myself an iPhone. Credit to my good buddy Axo, who pointed out I was spending so much energy to find something as good as the iPhone without considering the beast itself! Now that I hold my 32GB 3GS in my sweaty palms, I couldn’t be happier. What an amazing piece of technology. Even Harry is not immune to its charms, he made me promise I would leave it to him in my will! I am actually posting this from my phone and it is awesome. Expect more iPhone wankery in the future! You have been warned.

3 Responses to “An iPhone Wanker Is Born”

  1. Jan says:

    How long was your gestation?

  2. Andy says:

    You should not take your f**king iphones down the pub,I know there good and can do everything.You all sit at home organising this gathering of friends,more then likely down the pub.You all then turn up at and sit there say hi and then not say s**t all night.Sitting there with the f**king thing,the queen would walk past pi**ed.You iphone wa**ers would not look up,you would google it and watch it on your iphone.

  3. Jack says:

    Woah there Andy. Not all of us who have an iphone are, as you put it “wankers”
    It is after all just a phone.

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