O Happy Day!!
I can hardly contain myself with the breaking news that Britney & Kevin are no more! Yes, it’s true, Britters has finally filed for divorce from the Love Rat:

What a blessing for us all! Now roll on the new album Britney! We still love you!!

November 10th, 2006 at 5:51 pm
I was hoping she’d run off with Pink, but this will do nicely anyway.
November 28th, 2006 at 3:58 pm
Looks like she’s running off with Paris Hilton instead - proof that bad taste in love interests crosses gender boundaries?