Congratulations…

// September 15th, 2005 // Culture

to Britney and the Love Rat on their new baby boy. And I’m sure there’s NO WAY Britters had him whipped out by caesarian a month early to avoid the last month of pregnancy where you put on the most weight. And the likelihood that she is having a tummy tuck as I type is surely negligible.

4 Responses to “Congratulations…”

  1. Joanna says:

    I think we should pass around a collection to send them some flowers, don’t you?

  2. Lisa says:

    I walked past the Invincible Dairy on my way home tonight and saw the cover of NW had a picture of Britney… FOOD BINGE BRITNEY with arrows pointing at her shirt and the caption “FOOD STAINS!” and I laughed. Then I realised that 7 times out of 10 I spill my lunch of my shirt… and then I died inside a little.

    I hear the baby will be named Cletus.

  3. rosie says:

    ohmigod i had the same realisation from that NW cover. If i was a celebrity i would constantly be in magazines with food stains on my clothes whilst in frenzy food binge mode. Me and britts are like soul sisters.

  4. Lisa says:

    Brit-Brit has a lot more to worry about than where her burger grease is landing. Like where her HUSBANDS burger grease is landing.

    Oh yeah. I went there.

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