Cruise Encounters
Ausculture pointed me towards a very odd bit of gossip regarding Tom “I love to stick my penis in her vagina” Cruise.
Katie Holmes may have fallen for it, but Tom Cruise’s sci-fi seduction technique scared the bejeezus out of Scarlett Johansson, a source close to the actress says. Weeks before he began wooing his brainwashed bride-to-be, Cruise made repeated phone calls to the 19-year-old starlet—who was then set to co-star with him in Mission Impossible III—imploring her to meet him at the Scientology Celebrity Center in L.A. But when the actress finally agreed, the supposedly professional get-together took an oddly spiritual turn. “[Cruise] took me into this room, which was stifling hot, and was showing me all kinds of info about joining the church,” Johansson told our source. “The whole time he didn’t even offer me a cookie!” Instead, he offered her dinner—and a glimpse into the Twilight Zone.
After two hours of proselytizing, our source says Cruise opened a door to reveal a second room full of upper-level Scientologists who had been waiting to dine with the pair, at which point the cool-headed ingenue politely excused herself. Soon after the meeting, Johansson dropped out of Mission Impossible III, reportedly due to scheduling conflicts.
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And now I hear poor Katie is converting to Scientology. Shocker. I could go into a big Scientology rant here but I’ll save it for a rainy day. Suffice it to say they are FREAKS and Scarlett did the RIGHT THING.
June 21st, 2005 at 7:06 pm
he is such a creep! Have you been to may blog today? I suspect not, my last entry was also about mr cruise. Yuk he’s worse than jacko, hmmm well close. It sounds like he was living out his part is that horrible eyes wide up your bum movie.
June 21st, 2005 at 9:15 pm
Did you see him telling off that reporter for squirting him with water? Somewhat amusing.
June 21st, 2005 at 10:41 pm
That Katie, Dawson’s Creek - hello! yuck. She gives me the heebies as much as Tom.
And someone was telling me that he likes to keep his tool pure. So she won’t even be getting any, which is good really.
I didn’t think he was that creepy til now, but now it is so obvious.
June 22nd, 2005 at 3:26 am
euw! I think tom is a PURE TOOL! what does that mean anyway? (obviously I have a vague idea). Anyway Katie doesn’t beleive in sex before marriage (hence premature marriagedualtion) but it seems she does beleive in aliens now….. hmmmm
June 23rd, 2005 at 12:45 pm
em, can you explain the “I love to stick my penis in her vagina” quote you used …well not explain explain, I mean I know what that means, but like why is that part of his name? :)
June 23rd, 2005 at 6:26 pm
Oh well, you know, just his OVEREMPHASIS on how HAPPY he is with a member of the FEMALE sex - yes he just loves making the naughty heterosexual sex every chance he gets!! ;-)
June 24th, 2005 at 1:15 am
Her pash rash got me through my working week I tell ya.
June 24th, 2005 at 10:37 am
Of course! He’s gay! I never know anyone is gay. I was quite surprised to find Elton John is - hello! Elton John!