Comments on: Weetbix

By: Lynne

Lynne — Wed, 04 May 2005 11:38:38 +0000

Boy, and I complain about the kitty litter all over the bathroom floor. I never thought weetbix would be that scary

By: Caroline

Caroline — Wed, 04 May 2005 04:29:23 +0000

Oh, I’ve found you again, I’m so pleased – I lost you for a while.

I don’t know what’s in ‘Chex’ but one has made a perminant mark on my beautiful wooden top…

By: noizy

noizy — Wed, 04 May 2005 03:26:04 +0000

cornflakes are just as bad. I’m forever scraping old, dried up cornflakes off the lino and formica table. kids! eat over your bowls!

By: emily

emily — Wed, 04 May 2005 02:14:40 +0000

Ha ha, how true – I like this one too:

Go to your local supermarket. Take with you the nearest thing you can find to a pre-school child – a fully grown goat is excellent. If you intend to have more than one child, take more than one goat. Buy your week’s groceries without letting the goats out of your sight. Pay for everything the goats eat or destroy. Until you can easily accomplish this do not even contemplate having children.

By: acp

acp — Wed, 04 May 2005 01:04:45 +0000

LOL Here's one for you then:

Hollow out a melon. Make a small hole in the side. Suspend it from the ceiling and swing it from side to side. Now get a bowl of soggy Weetbix and attempt to spoon it into the swaying melon by pretending to be an aeroplane. Continue until half the Weetbix is gone. Tip the rest into your lap, making sure that a lot of it falls on the floor. You are now ready to feed a 12-month old baby.

from Preparation for Parenthood on TheGlassCeiling.com