Before I had children, I thought of Weetbix as a relatively harmless breakfast cereal one had with milk. Now however I know the truth – when mixed with milk into a pasty goop, Weetbix becomes an industrial strength adhesive that is near impossible to remove from any object. I am even too scared to put it in the compost for fear of it solidifying into an unperishable lump.
Three things you don’t want to get Weetbix on or in:
- Your hair Quite easy to do when one’s offspring has hands covered with the stuff (when he has thrown away his spoon and eaten it with his fingers) This may require a radical new hairstyle.
- Your digital camera Never put the child in his highchair near the breakfast bar where your digital camera is resting.
- Anything else Never make an ordered list and then realise you can only think of two things to put on it, cos that would be stupid.
You have been warned.
LOL
Here’s one for you then:
from Preparation for Parenthood on TheGlassCeiling.com
Ha ha, how true – I like this one too:
cornflakes are just as bad. I’m forever scraping old, dried up cornflakes off the lino and formica table. kids! eat over your bowls!
Oh, I’ve found you again, I’m so pleased – I lost you for a while.
I don’t know what’s in ‘Chex’ but one has made a perminant mark on my beautiful wooden top…
Boy, and I complain about the kitty litter all over the bathroom floor. I never thought weetbix would be that scary