Paris Calling

Paris Snogging ChickyWhy is it that Paris Hilton seems to embody all the crazy celebrity things of the new millenium? Now she has had her mobile phone hacked and its contents dumped onto the internet for all to see. While the papers seem focussed on the address book and whose numbers are in it, far more interesting is the notes and camera section.

Almost every one of the camera pics feature Paris herself, of course, including an interesting one of her snogging some chick, and one of her and Burt Reynolds. Could be hoax photos though..?

Here are some highlights from the notes:

Check from rick
Call maroon 5
Get birth control kill pill

Tell ken about jess trying to bone JT

The only reason I didn’t go to vegas was becasue I wanted to see you. How am I disrepectful

And what conversation might that be bitch?
What do you think kristen
Did she learn her lesson?
Welsome back to gamma?
I think gamsy wants a little kiss
Its a gamma tradition
Gamsy is waiting

Peter lopez will black eye pees rob b

that’s hot tank tops like chrome hearts iold english writinh that’s hot with crosses and tiatas

Call gary shandlin get tape of everything

Do you wanna leave soon, ill pretend I hsve 2 go pee and u wait 3 mins than come by yourself to the back entrance

Kyle ben affleck

lenny kravitz wants me to do

Namoi 702 528 1309 suck my c@ck

Victor magic tan representative. 35 grand booth for free

5 Responses to “Paris Calling”

  1. Noddy says:

    Well, they look a bit fake to me, sadly… like most interesting things cropping up on the internet these days :(

  2. Tam says:

    No, that’s Paris and Brazillian (?) MTV VJ Eglantina Zingg — according to defamer — snogging away there. Eglantina is also listed in Paris’s leaked addressbook under “Egplant Dike Ass” (*eyeroll*) which pretty much confirms it.

  3. Em says:

    Thanks Tam - love the way Defamer refers to it as “Decoding The Celebutante Rosetta Stone”!

    Here is the link again as MT seemed to eat it.

    http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/gossip/paris-hilton/index.php

    And you can already buy the t-shirt:
    http://www.glarkware.com/securestore/c181845p16522067.2.html

  4. Noddy says:

    A few connections to reality only makes the incident seem more considered, not more real (to me). Still wonder why she would have such odd (and seemingly Photoshopped) photos in her phone… same head/pose seems to be used over and over. Plus magazine & billboard shots?! Suspicious!

  5. Agustin says:

    The proof: http://www.paris-eglantina.com/

    By the way she’s from Venezuela, not Brazil.

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