Which Famous Homosexual Are You?

// July 21st, 2004 // Internets

A repressed gay blockbuster star. Don't get many of those these days, do we, Tom?You churned out a bunch of high quality movies from an uncredited role in Singapore Sue (1931) to Walk Don’t Run (1966), working with everyone from Alec Guinness to Alfred Hitchcock, through Katherine Hepburn and Marilyn Monroe. Your birth name was Archibald Leach – but that didn’t stop you from being a mega-successful, international movie star.

You were also as gay as a Cornwall beach house; a long-running fling with fellow article Randolph Scott, who you lived with for many years, was followed by five unhappy marriages. You always denied your homosexuality, but being gay wasn’t acceptable to a mainstream audience back then – and let’s face it, you’re pretty much a repressed stereotype.
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4 Responses to “Which Famous Homosexual Are You?”

  1. Popbitch says:

    A new documentary on Cary Grant asks his wife whether she ever thought he might be gay. She said no, “We were too busy fucking.”

  2. acp says:

    you guessed it…. notoriously, I’m Cary Grant too! Yawn!!

  3. org says:

    hey me too – what IS this!?!

    anyhow i )stoopidly) thought they would have lady gay people too – guess not. x

  4. Lynne says:

    I was Cary Grant too.

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