Archive for March, 2004

Mazda Woes

Friday, March 26th, 2004

A woeful day today! After Ned’s failed attempt to bend K Mart to his will, he & Din borrowed our car to go and look at cars for themselves. Sadly, on the way out the driveway, he caught a lamppost with the rear of the Mazda! Alas alack, as we are going [...]

K Mart Woes

Friday, March 26th, 2004

Misleading Sign?

Just had a very exhausting hour at K Mart over the road. They had this special on, 2 Playstation 2 games for $40, but only on selected titles. But they have a sign stuck on the shelf that just makes it look like ALL the Platinum games are 2 for $40. [...]

Daughter Of Sam

Thursday, March 25th, 2004

If i was a serial killer i would be David Berkowitz.
Originally believed to be a paranoid schizophrenic, David Berkowitz (the Son of Sam), claimed to be plagued by demons that came in the form of dogs, when the dogs would howl, that was their signal for him to kill. He said that the dogs would [...]

Myer Hem Rule A Drag (SMH)

Thursday, March 25th, 2004

Myer management didn’t predict the response they would get when they called police to remove a drag queen from their city store last week after determining her hemline was too high.
News of the outrage spread like wildfire at Newtown’s Imperial Hotel - the setting for memorable scenes in the movie Priscilla, Queen of the Desert [...]

Dude, Where’s My Bathroom?

Thursday, March 25th, 2004

Just went inside to go to the toilet and discovered it in the above state - seems like Neddy decided today would be a good day to paint the bathroom. But no showers for us all tomorrow while the paint dries. We will be a stinky house!! Luckily we do have a [...]

Ah, But How Much Are My Limbs Worth?

Thursday, March 25th, 2004

You are worth exactly: $1,303,070.00.
We hope you can find somebody who is wealthy enough to afford you.
How much are you worth? via Adam

Breeding & Kittens

Thursday, March 25th, 2004

Strange disjointed dreams last night - probably because Arch woke up at 2:20 and then 5:15. I dreamed that Jan was pregnant again and I was all like “Hey! I was supposed to go next!”. Then I found these five tiny little kittens on our floor, they were all white and very very [...]

Cool Link Of The Day

Wednesday, March 24th, 2004

Letter James makes cool postcards and images that you can customise - like writing graffiti on a bridge or icing on a cake… Check it out!

Doctor’s Verdict

Wednesday, March 24th, 2004

Good news from Archie’s visit to the ENT doctor. They tested his hearing and it was fine, totally within normal range. And they think his grommets are still in. So no more operations (yet) and we can rule out hearing loss as a cause of his delay in speech. Mind you [...]

When Tipsy Nerds Attack!

Wednesday, March 24th, 2004

Archie is off to the ear nose and throat doctor again today for his checkup and hearing test - crossing my fingers very hard for no more grommets. Firstly that the grommets have fallen out, and secondly that he doesn’t need any more! He is at daycare at the moment though. Let’s hope [...]

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